早报：誓死保卫阿隆索.jpg（晨报：阿隆索保卫战.jpg）

2026-01-18

Clarifying user intent

The user's message is in Chinese and seems to involve a meme about a morning news title related to Fernando Alonso. They might be looking for a humorous morning sports brief focused on defending him, or it could involve F1 rumors. There's also a chance they’re asking for the image itself. It’s a bit ambiguous, so I need to ask a clarifying question. I want to ensure I understand their request before proceeding.Considering options for user

I can propose a few options based on the user’s request: 1) create a lighthearted sports morning report focused on F1 news about Alonso; 2) craft a meme caption; 3) design a social media post template; or 4) generate ASCII art. However, since they didn’t specifically ask for recent news, it might be best to clarify their intent. I could ask if they want a humorous morning report, sports news, or something like a poster. Offering a few choices should help!Generating options for user request

I think we could generate an SVG or PNG via code, but we should check that first. I want to respond in Chinese and keep it concise. I can propose options like: 1)文案 for a morning report, 2) a meme caption, or 3) a cover image. For a morning report, I'll ask about focus (F1 only or other sports?), recency (yesterday to today?), tone (serious or playful?), and length (200 or 500 words). This way, I can tailor it more to their needs!Crafting a concise response

I want to create a short response in Chinese that asks the user what they need. I’ll offer options 1) for a morning report, 2) a meme caption, or 3) a cover image. I think it would be helpful to include a sample "整活早报" that’s around 50-100 words with the headline they mentioned. By doing this, I can engage the user effectively and provide them with a clear idea of what I can offer.

这是个很有梗的标题！你想要我产出什么形式的“早报：誓死保卫阿隆索.jpg”？

可选方向

1. 文稿版早报：F1/车圈为主，正经 or 整活，200/500/800 字任选
2. 社媒海报文案：标题+副标题+3–5 条要点，适配微博/小红书/朋友圈
3. 梗图脚本：配图说明+主副标题+角标文案（我也可顺手给出可复制的SVG/PSD结构）

告诉我：

• 范围：只聊阿隆索/F1，还是扩展到昨夜体育热点
• 风格：正经资讯/轻松整活/饭圈安利
• 篇幅与平台：字数和投放平台尺寸（如 1200x675 或 1080x1920）

先给你一口“整活·30秒版”（不涉实时资讯）

• 标题：誓死保卫阿隆索
• 副标：老将不老，绿军不绿，信仰永不进站
• 要点：
  • 今日口号：两冠在手，风评我有；守在发车格，护住41号图腾
  • 车迷任务：早八喝绿茶，不问八卦；看完onboard再发言
  • 金句：时代变，赛道变，阿隆索不变——“计划永远在路上”
• 角标：本期为整活，不构成资讯参考

需要我按其中一个方向完善并交付成品吗？直接回我数字选项+风格+平台即可。